My names Melissa.
I'm 23 and I'm a lesbian.
I'm very sarcastic
I live on Long Island.
Anything else you want to know? Ask!
"Ah, Perry the platypus!"
"What an unexpected -"
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
"By societal convention!"
"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."
the writers for this show deserve more credit man