March 2012
Dear Future Girlfriend*:
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
I’ve always been the one who cares the most. I wake up early to text my partners cute messages, I make them soup when they’re sick, I take care of them when they’re drunk, I buy them flowers on random days, I write them love songs, I am the big spoon, I give them all of my love, and in return they tell me I was just a temporary fix, that they never really loved me,...
heyfuckergetoutofthestreet asked: Who might that sweet girl I'm talking about be? I can't tell you- It's a secret! :x
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Watchmynamesdustin:
wat.
umm lol
Anonymous asked: 81-85
heyfuckergetoutofthestreet asked: 45 :)
Do it.
goodnightt-m00n:
† Your religious Views? @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? # Relationship with your father? $ Relationship with your mother? % Who is your most loved person? ^ Have you ever been bullied? & What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? * What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? + What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen...
I live a Timmy Turner life
hypersthenewm3llow:
Friends: Where’d you meet these people?
Me:
I could've. I should've. I would've. But didn't.
February 2012
