My names Melissa.

I'm 23 and I'm a lesbian.

I'm very sarcastic

I live on Long Island.

Anything else you want to know? Ask!

 

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

That moment when…

Your girlfriend attempted to self motorboat your face but ends up poking you in the eye with her nipple..

Love how my camera turns the cherry of my cig blue!! #newports #socool #iwasamazed #afterLcig #stonernation #girlswhosmoke #blue

Love how my camera turns the cherry of my cig blue!! #newports #socool #iwasamazed #afterLcig #stonernation #girlswhosmoke #blue

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees